Love It Or List It—
Hillary to homeowner: So we’re not going to be able to redo your en suite.
Homeowner: What? Why? We gave you so much money.
Hillary: Well when we took out this wall between the kitchen and the living room to give you that open concept, we found a Hellmouth.
Homeowner: A what?
Hillary: A Hellmouth. A break in the boundary between our world and Hell.
Homeowner: You mean, like actual Hell?
Hillary: Yes. The wailing you hear are the actual demons in Hell.
Homeowner: I thought that was just the neighbors.
Hillary: No, it’s Hell.
Homeowner: Well, so what can we do now?
Hillary: Well, Damian has put some new subfloor in and some sheet rock, but I’m afraid there’s nothing we can do to get rid of the Hellmouth itself. Demons will continue to pass through here at will.
Homeowner: This really blows. Nothing came up on the home inspection.
Hillary: Are you serious? You think a home inspector should have realized your house is right on top of a Hellmouth?
Homeowner: Well, I don’t know, I guess so.
… toward the end of the show.
Hillary: So are you going to love it?
David: Or list it?
Homeowner: Well, I’ve thought it over, and Hillary, your renovation is incredible. But I’m going to list it.
Hillary: Whatever, David.