Lighting the Uh-Oh
Emile has lived through a holiday season once before, but last go around, he didn’t notice much of it. Holding up a 14-month-old to a Christmas tree bursting with colored lights is a bit like holding a moth up to the sun, except for the lack of fluttering. For me it just isn’t December if there’s not a tree bedecked with garland and sentimental ornaments, but we worried about setting anything up in the same space as our new walker of the household. I hatched a plan to hide the tree behind our click-clack futon so that until Emile learns to climb, direct access would be prevented. This also means that the lowest third of the tree is obscured by black vinyl, but whatever, for the wee one this Kmart brand 6.5-foot tree is like an amazing magical fortress.
Now then, for the sake of context, let me point out that for a 14-month-old, Emile is quite verbal. His vocabulary now includes the following:
- Ow
- Mama
- Dada
- Mommy
- Daddy
- Woof (usually said to dogs or puppies)
- Meow (usually said to cats or dogs)
- Hi (his actual first word)
- ‘Lo (short for hello, usually said to anything resembling an electronic device, always positioned in his hand at the back of his skull where naturally these devices reside)
- Uncle
- Apple (used for apples but also oranges and pears)
- ‘Nana (for bananas, not grandmothers)
- Bye-bye
- Mwah (said in conjunction with a blown kiss)
- No, or no-no-no (said with increasing frequency)
- Yesh (often said with a nod that makes my heart explode because cynics like me can’t handle the cute)
- Uh-oh Read More…






